Asgardians don’t know about Beyoncé.
#this just occurred to me#like Thor is watching tv with Darcy who is watching random music videos#Who Run the World starts to play#and Thor is like#’Who is this fierce warrior? She leads her troops in a such rhythmic way.’#Darcy’s like#’ Holy crap you don’t who Beyoncé is’#she plays all the albums in her itunes and let’s him watch the Super Bowl performance#and Thor’s mind is settled he must go to a concert#long story short Beyoncé is the first Migardian singer to perform on Asgardian soil#spoiler alert: she’s a huge success#spoiler alert 2: Asgardians are like ’ HOW DID WE SURVIVE SO LONG WITHOUT THE SONGS OF WARRIOR GODDESS BEYONCÉ???’#spoiler alert 3: Sif plays ‘Who Run The World’ as she dives in to battle with her all female army’#’ IN THE NAME OF BEYONCÉ!’ she’ll scream#’BEYONCÉ!’ Sif’s female army will yell back (via ororosmunroe)
hoodiecap asked: Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.
oh my god
#fox news: captain america’s anti-god communist agenda #fox news: why does cap hate god? #fox news: cap has been henpecked by the left #media matters reports on facts regarding the pledge and the use of ‘under god’ #rachel maddow facepalms greatly and invites cap onto the show #fox news runs segment about captain america being bought by the leftist media like rachel maddow #which then gets mocked on tds #where jon stewart wants to know what hawkeye thinks about the national anthem and then says #oh right #no one cares about hawkeye
Steve just looks at Sean Hannity calmly as asks if he knows who created the pledge? (Hint the minister in question was a socialist, I believe
Glenn Beck devotes several whole episodes of his show to a conspiracy theory that Cap is actually an elaborate hoax on the part of the government, communists, and Nazis.
Jon Stewart plays news reels from the 40s showing Cap fighting actual Nazis.